Asian Language Writing Systems

• This is Korean: 안녕하세요
• This is Chinese: 你好
• This is Thai: สวัสดีครับ
• This is Japanese: こんにちは
• This is also Japanese: グッドモーニング
• And this is also Japanese: 猛烈宇宙交響曲
• Japanese is a whore of a language.
• And this is Vietnamese: Xin chào
• Vietnamese is an outsider.
• Introducing Tagalog: Magandang gabi, po.
• Vietnamese is not alone.
• Dutch: Hallo, Mijn naam is ...
• Dutch is now Asian too.
• Hebrew = No
• Hebrew is now a sad puppy
• English: Hello, everyone.
• English is an international language. English demands special membership.
• Hebrew punches English in the face because English is a fucking bitch
• Dutch denies them both, discussion closed.
• Italian: Ciao, il mio nome è...
• Italian wins. Because bitches love Italian.
• Netherlands owns the international court of law. I decide and it's the end. Italian not allowed.
• Italian: ...
• Italian feels really bad for this. It will go on complaining. And it won't cook for you people anymore.
• English pats Italian in the back and invites Italian to the 'Dutch is a jerk ass' corner.
• Italian smiles to English, and offer to cook just for it. And everyone in the "Dutch is a jerk ass" corner.
• The 'Dutch is a jerk ass' corner proceeds to have an awesome party. And Dutch isn't invited.
• Hebrew joins the party and hopes English isn't mad at it
• English got a restraining order against Hebrew for that punch.
• Hebrew excuses that it was just being emotional and English was nearby
• English thinks Hebrew needs therapy.
• German: JETZT HALTET ALLE EURE FRESSE! DUMMKOPF!!!
• German appears and this shit is now closed.
• Italian thinks German's right, but he doesn't want to leave the "Dutch is a jerk ass" corner because it feels bullied by everyone //sobs
• English doesn't want Italian to go because otherwise English would be alone. Well English would have Hebrew for company, but there's that restraining order.
• Italy understands English, and it doesn't want the other to be alone. It offers English something to eat, home-maid of course.
• English politely takes the food and considers Italian to be one of the most considerate languages ever.
• German facepalms. Inwardly German wants to eat Italian's food as well because fuck yeah. It's Italian food.
• Italian smiles to English, telling it that it can have all the food and company it wants. By the way, that's also for German, because Italian is spoke by hearty people.
• Tagalog: ..gago
• Spanish: ¡Hola! !¿Puedo unirme a la FIESTA?!